George responses

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Spawning

 * Shwibb's gonna get real!
 * This is going to be fun!
 * Hello again!
 * They call me George, Lord of the Realm.
 * All hail Lord George!

Beginning the Battle

 * The time has come at last.
 * It begins!
 * Finally!
 * What took you so long?
 * Good luck, don't die!

Drawing First Blood

 * HA! My skills are still impeccable!

Being First Blood

 * No! I'm just a little rusty, that's all!

Moving

 * Onwards!
 * Let's go!
 * Yup.
 * With pleasure.
 * Ha!
 * Looking good...

Attacking

 * Ha ha!
 * Death falls upon you!
 * Fear my might!
 * Ha!
 * He he he he!
 * Run, foolish fools!

Casting a Spell

 * Here we go!
 * BOOM!
 * Magnificent!

Casting Shwazam

 * Shwazam!
 * Whoosh!
 * Crackaboom!
 * Ha!

Casting Wibbler's Light

 * Wibbler's Light!
 * It's a bit dark around here... Let's light it up.
 * There you go!
 * Supportiness!
 * I'm helping!
 * Why not support today?

Casting Wibbler's Flash

 * Flash!
 * Wibbler's Flash!
 * Bye!
 * Off we go!
 * Farewell, fools!
 * Got me! Oh wait, no.

Channelling Lol-Induced Wibblebeam

 * Wait for it...
 * Here we go...
 * So, it's time again.
 * Watch it!

Successfully casting Lol-Induced Wibblebeam

 * AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * TAKE THAT!
 * Oh my! Such skill!
 * That actually worked.
 * I didn't expect that.

Failing to cast Lol-Induced Wibblebeam

 * Balls.
 * What a waste of an ultimate.
 * DAMNIT!
 * I blame you, [closest ally]!

Gaining a Level

 * Even more skill!
 * I knew I could be better!
 * Such skill is unparalleled!
 * Ooooh, what new frontiers can I explore?
 * Excellent!
 * Exceptional!

Reaching Level 25

 * At last, I know it all!
 * I have finally attained perfection!

Killing a Hero

 * Lel!
 * Lol!
 * Easy. EASY!
 * Nub!
 * Scrub!
 * Noob!
 * You were a mere mortal after all.
 * Death comes quickly to those who oppose me!
 * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * Oh my!
 * Take that!
 * UNBELIEVABLE
 * UNBELIEVABLE SKILL!
 * He's only gone and done it!

Killstreak

 * Double kill: Twice the fun!
 * Double kill: The fun has been doubled!
 * Double kill: Second!
 * Triple kill: Another for my collection.
 * Triple kill: Didn't see that coming, did you?
 * Ultra kill: I can feel my skill increasing!
 * Ultra kill: Come on, this is easy!
 * RAMPAGE: YES! YES! YES! TAKE THAT!

Killing a Rival

 * Bollie: We always knew who would win.
 * Dillon: That's not how you spell 'death'. Oh wait, yes it is.
 * Dillon: You just couldn't survive.
 * Elliot: You are no match for magic, Mr Gould.
 * Elliot: Sorry, I couldn't hear that over me destroying you.
 * Gabhood: But are you sure that's even possible?
 * Gabhood: See, I was right all along!
 * James: Is this really that surprising?
 * James: Wow.
 * Jamie: So much for being the best.
 * Jarrett: I can even defeat my master!
 * Jarrett: The student has become the master!
 * Lewis: My skill level was greater than yours!
 * Lewis: HA! You're just not good enough!
 * Lewis: UNBELIEVABLE!
 * Pell: I had a feeling you would die today, Pell.
 * Pell: What a noob!
 * Saxon: I always defeat you, Saxon.
 * Saxon: Another victory!

Meeting an Ally

 * I'm here to help, and by help I mean steal your kills.
 * Fear not, your friendly neighbourhood George has arrived to save the day!
 * Lewis: Life to the lifelords, death to the deathlords!
 * Lewis: Our combined skill will be unstoppable!
 * Dillon: Hello, fellow gentleman!
 * Pell: If we die, it's your fault.

Last Hitting

 * I'll have that!
 * Mine!
 * Nice try!
 * Ha!

Being Ganked

 * No! Noo!
 * Ack! Didn't see that coming!
 * Help! Help! Help! Help!
 * Four people: Oh god! Help me!
 * Four people: Aaagghhh! Help! Help!
 * Five people: They all want me dead!
 * Five people: HEEEEEELP!
 * Five people: It's happening again!

Dying

 * No! I wasn't paying attention!
 * Don't do that!
 * I shall return!
 * What skill!
 * I don't die, I just... go away for a bit.
 * It's a bad idea to make me angry...
 * Oh dear...
 * Oh. Ohhhh...
 * More than 5 deaths: Not again!
 * More than 10 deaths: Oh, for god's sake!
 * More than 20 deaths: This is just getting silly now.

Respawning

 * I'm back, bitches!
 * Hello again!
 * Did you think you'd got rid of me?
 * I don't die!
 * Not that easy to stop the lord!

Visiting the Shop

 * What can I buy today?
 * What's on offer?
 * Hmmm...
 * Choices, choices...
 * Ah! Of course!

Encountering a Merchant

 * Hey! Merchant!
 * I'd like to make a purchase!
 * Hey! Wait up!
 * Ahoy there!

Purchasing an Item

 * This could be useful!
 * An excellent choice!
 * Cheap as chips, with a bit of inflation.

Completing an Artefact

 * At last!
 * What a build!
 * Guess what I've got!
 * It's complete!
 * Hahahaha!
 * Fear my might!

Gankweed

 * As they say, four-twenty blaze it...
 * Personally, I never touch the stuff.

Dureto

 * I like these. A lot.
 * I've heard these are quite addictive.

Topkek

 * Top kek indeed.
 * Yum.

George's Mighty Tome

 * Level 1: My book! It's here!
 * Level 1: What secrets lie within these pages?
 * Level 1: Ooooh, what a read.
 * Level 2: More knowledge for my mind.
 * Level 2: Another page for the book.
 * Level 2: It just keeps growing!
 * Level 3: Hmmm...
 * Level 3: Lovely.
 * Level 4: Oooh, what now?
 * Level 4: My knowledge grows!
 * Level 5: Exceptional!
 * Level 5: It's complete!
 * Level 5: This is magnificent!

The Course Notes

 * These could be handy.

Great Crown of Acrylion

 * Ooooh, it's shiny...
 * Rather comfy, actually.

Negev

 * The best of the best!

Dual Berettas

 * Pew pew pew!

Desert Eagle

 * Pew pew pew!

High Lord's Cape

 * How can it be?
 * This is a treasure indeed!
 * I already wear a cape... This seems redundant.

Supreme Staff

 * What power I wield!
 * Incredible!

Goggle Glass

 * Oooh, everything's all numbery and stuff.
 * Very trendy, these.

Bottling a Rune

 * Oooh, ello.
 * I'll take that.
 * Lovely!

Activating a Rune

 * Wow!
 * Nice.
 * Ooh, that's good.

Activating Haste

 * Gotta go fast!
 * Woooaaahh!

Activating Double Damage

 * Fzoom!
 * Bwwaaaarrggh!

Activating Illusion

 * Three times the skill!
 * Hello friends!

Activating Regeneration

 * I feel better already!
 * Tip-top condition!

Activating Invisibility

 * Can't get me now!
 * Am I invisible or just transparent?

Denying

 * Ha ha, nice try!
 * Denied!
 * De-nied!
 * Ha ha ha!

Killing Dark George

 * I'm so skilful, I can defeat even myself.
 * Darkness never wins! Probably!
 * Yay!
 * That wasn't too hard at all.
 * What skill!
 * Dark me, you disappoint me.
 * Woop!

Picking Up Part of the Cream Tea

 * Declicious! Oh wait, this might be important.
 * Containing all your necessary vitamins and minerals!
 * What a delicacy!
 * Wow! A cream tea! I love cream tea!

Completing the Cream Tea

 * Oh my, this is exceptional baking!
 * Such a spread!
 * I think I'll enjoy this.
 * Scones, jam and cream! Brilliant!
 * Now what do I spread on first?

Under Attack

 * Oh-oh!
 * Ouch!
 * Stop that!
 * Help!

Cooldown

 * Just be patient!
 * I'm not ready yet!
 * Come on!
 * More than 60 seconds: It's going to be aaaaaages!

Not Enough Mana

 * I've run out of mana.
 * Not enough!
 * Not now!
 * Oh, come on!

Thanking

 * Thank you!
 * Thanks, I guess.
 * Think nothing of it!
 * My pleasure.

Missing Calls

 * Missing top!
 * Missing middle!
 * Missing bottom!

Losing

 * Just as I was getting into it!
 * Everyone has their off days!
 * There's always a next time!
 * Curses! I didn't see that coming!

Winning

 * Wahey! Victory!
 * Well done us!
 * I knew we could do it!
 * Victory for the Realm!